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We always hear about Andy and his cycling, but we all guessed he new how to stay on the bike.

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  • rob c says:

    andy had a really, really bad day shaving his legs.

  • Marc says:

    Gas may be expensive, but riding a bike will still cost you an arm and a leg.

  • John Lunsford says:

    In response to recent criticisms, Tour de France drug testing has been taken to a whole new level.

  • ryanv says:

    Another example of how the illusion/mask of perfection is really not so perfect after all. (in reference to Scott’s words about him talking about how he thought Andy would know how to stay on the bike)

  • danny says:

    This is what it looks like after you lose a bet with Doug Fields!

  • What happens to flatulence when the spandex are too tight!

  • lance says:

    Preparing for the hurt in the SYM office!

  • Sellers says:

    Crash Brazelton is a giant faker looking for sympathy…this is Hollywood makeup…

  • Todd says:

    Brazelton was mistaken for Lance Armstrong. Got caught in a mob…

  • Eric says:

    You think Gold Bond will help this?

  • Jon says:

    Nice Try, you still have to be at the podcast!

  • Valerie says:

    “Youth minister hits the road for a trip”

  • Toni says:

    ….and what had happened was….

  • Jeff Dye says:

    I never knew the neighbors poodle could be so vicious. Next time I won’t cut through their yard.

  • Craig Warner says:

    Whoops, excuse me.

  • Brian Gurley says:

    “I thought it was toilet paper…but it was dark and I missed. Note to self: get rid of the sand paper!”

  • Mommy, I have a boo boo.

  • Jen Moyer says:

    Do these shorts make my butt look fat?

  • Mike Welter says:

    Thats the last time I sleep in the Junior High Cabin at summer camp!

  • Greg Williams says:

    “Wow….those deacons meetings are getting BRUTAL!”

  • K.Weaver says:

    Doug, Next time you tell the students. No more Ice Cream gatherings in the student area.

  • Earl Henning says:

    Uhhh, no I didn’t fall. I ummm… was peddling so unhumanly fast that uhhh… the seat burned right through my shorts… yeah that’s what happened.

  • Pastor Chris says:

    Buttless Chaps are never a good idea while biking…

  • Jason States says:

    Natural grain honey energy bar – $4.00
    Custom fitted spandex outfit – $50.00
    Bear jumping out behind bushes and trip to emergency room – Priceless
    For everything else there’s Simply Youth Ministries.

  • Paul Holland says:

    I guess I could leave the training wheels on a little bit longer…

  • bryan says:

    after another recent challenge among the SYM crew with tacos, beans, and rice, andy finally realized that his intestines had gone too far.

  • Shelby Craig says:

    Thank you sir, may I have another!

  • Eric Barefeets Pearson says:

    ..then a buddy of mine came by on his motorcycle and asked if I would like a little help … you know me, I can’t say no … yup, i forgot about the exhaust pipe, but got a quick reminder!

  • Seth says:

    “Andy, the Other, other White Meat”

  • Oh no! I’ve been caught! May day! May day! Retreat! Retreat!

  • Riding bikes is hard to do.

  • Erik says:

    When blue flames go bad…

  • Casey says:

    Apparently the WMU Jazzersize class is for women only.

  • Jasper says:

    “I’m sorry Mr. Fields! I promise I will be diligent about writing your sermons!”

  • mashmouth says:

    caption-“Strawberries are in season!”

  • Ben says:

    It was a photo finish. Brazelton won by the seat of his pants!

  • Jon says:

    Is there something on my leg?

  • Ben Radliff says:

    “Hey guys, I’ve got a serious snake bite here…will someone suck out the poison for me?”

  • Dwayne Durham says:

    “Youth Workers. Take a lickin’ and keep on tickin'”

  • Barbara says:

    Man, did I ever get a raw deal on that one!

  • Jack says:

    “Banged up, Bruised, and Broken… I’m still yours.

  • Joe Donaldson says:

    Spandex is a privilege not a right. Look what happens when you think otherwise.

  • Jared says:

    Are you sure there’s nothing there? It really hurts…not here, or here so much, but right here…

  • Travis Sharp says:

    I don’t think jumping a baptismal full of piranhas is my spiritual gift.

  • Eric says:

    Purpose driven bike riding!

  • DJ Pomeroy says:

    Thankfully, this year’s summer retreat turned out better than last year’s.

    Proof that not everybody fully understands the grunge look.

    “Maybe camping in the Mohave wasn’t as good of an idea as I thought…”

    Hazing isn’t limited to just colleges. Andy shows off his bruises after being initiated into SYM.

  • JT says:

    I think I might have hit my shoulder. Could you take a look?

  • Ben Peterson says:

    So I said, “What could possibly go wrong? I’m wearing professional grade spandex!!!”

  • Ben Peterson says:

    “Can you see a mark? Not here… or here so much… See, I told you Richard!”

  • Jonathon Mitchell says:

    Sometimes dodgeball time with the Middle Schoolers gets a little out of hand.

  • Sell says:

    Thank you sir, may I have another!

  • Jon says:

    Andy can you say toe clip?

  • paul king says:

    Here is a few:

    “you think that looks bad, you should see the other guy.”

    “NO pain, NO gain”

    “It’s only a flesh wound”

  • craig kackley says:

    the legs not too bad, but that face…poor guy.

  • Jdrop says:

    I guess I got a little over zealous with those warm up deep knee bends…

  • Barry Wiseman says:

    Andy’s still waiting to get enough points to buy his bike, and the “pretending” is getting too real.

  • Barry Wiseman says:

    Not so much a caption, as it is a question:

    What does this do to all your endorsements? Dude!

  • Josh Allen says:

    Honey that Nair you gave me, was I supposed to leave it on for 3 hours or 3 minutes?

  • Tim Hoff says:

    mmmm… strawberries…

  • Ivan says:

    Mr. Mcgee, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

  • Danny says:

    GOT SKIN! I need it.

  • PK says:

    “You should see the other guy!” “No one told me about the BEWARE OF DOG sign!” “You should see the dog!” “There’s more than one way to skin a biker!”

  • TOBY says:

    “Dude, I told you not to eat that last bean burrito before the race.”

  • Ben says:

    Didn’t Doug always talk about clipping the first guy of the neapolitan wad of spandexed bike riders with his car on the way to church?

  • Tim says:

    “Who put a picture of Josh’s face on Andy’s butt?”

  • Turner says:

    I don’t know which one did it, buth I am going to get them for taping that super tack to my bike.

  • John says:

    “…and I was riding along like this when Doug pushed me right off my bike! Is there a mark?”

  • zryanz says:

    “I’m too sexy for my bike, too sexy for my bike, too sexy by far…”

  • Trish says:

    His scar on his leg will heal on it’s own, the scars on our hearts on our hearts will heal with God.

  • Farron Mantz says:

    Andy’s dream of becoming US Postal Service’s first cycling mail deliverer has really come back to bite him!

  • Garth says:

    “It’s no skin off my butt” or…

    “Turn the other cheek”

  • Casey Prince says:

    And you guys accused Natalie of showing too much skin!

  • Mark says:

    I hear alcohol makes that feel better. Grab ya a jug!

  • ian says:

    no need andy, you had me at hello…

  • rob c says:

    so, um, is there a winner for this contest?

  • Gman says:

    Andy’s next book not to write:

    Purpose Driven Bike Riding!!!

  • Jacob says:

    “Yeah, it kinda hurt…but at least it goes with the shirt!”

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